Final Naked Wines Competition Winner
As you may have previously read, our friends at Naked Wines have provided us with 10 cases of summer wine to give away to the best profiles written by new MSFers. The competition is now drawing to a close and this is our final week and final winner. This fab profile was written by Ramya for the intriguing Jo.
I moved in with Jo about a year ago having only met her once before. The odds of that working out are pretty small, which is testament to the spellbinding force of nature that she is.
Here are some things which capture the essence of all that (not a comprehensive list):
She can literally bend over backwards;
She can do things with a butternut squash that mere mortals would have trouble dreaming;
She studied Combinatorics at Cambridge, but doesn't boast about it nearly enough;
She's always doing things for charity, like multiple triathlons on the same day;
She hangs upside down for fun sometimes;
She befriended a lonely badger once so it wouldn't be sad;
Often, she says things on tubes that make strangers want to get involved;
Once, she was really sad cos she wanted a cup of tea but we'd used all the milk as a mixer;
She's actually Michael Jackson;
She was in a film;
She looks fit in reflective cycling gear;
She looks fit in general;
One time she laughed so hard it made a black hole;
Last Tuesday, she single-handedly solved global warming;
For an encore, on Wednesday she fixed the national debt;
She loves doing things with drills that would make the most alpha of males weep;
She is beautiful;
She can raise one of her eyebrows to vertiginous heights;
she would probably be really good at potholing;
She is capable of killing a Dalek at 30 paces, but would probably give it a chance to explain first;
she has two bicycles;
She is the majority shareholder in the large hadron collider;
She thinks David Tennant is a peach;
Once she sneezed a parallel universe.
In summary, she is far too many awesome things to describe in a mere 2,000 characters, so in a capsule: Jo is a wonderful thing that is about to happen to you.
We suspect some of those things might not be 100% true. What do you think? If you'd like to know more, get in touch with Jo to find out.
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