Fab Profile Alert: Carolyn

"It took us eight bottles of wine to send this goddess to sleep, which gave us a unique opportunity to introduce this limited edition one-off special to you guys.

Have you heard of Mother Theresa – well Carolyn is her sister. Have you heard of Simon Cowell – well this is his sister. You figure it out because we can't – but you'll want to.

To say she has the travel bug is an understatement (think MRSA with a Virgin Gold card)! You name the place; she's been there or is planning to."

We can't verify any direct family ties to either Mother Theresa or Simon "he of the high slung trousers" Cowell. Which means there's only one way to find out why these conclusions have been drawn: by sending Carolyn a message!