Fab Profile Alert: Danielle

"Whilst much of the country is focusing on the upcoming election, one of the most important
events of the year happened today when Danielle joined mysinglefriend.com.

News of her signing up to mysinglefriend has generated a mixed response from all of the party leaders. Gordon Brown said 'When I promised an end to boom and bust, many thought I was talking about the UK economy. In fact I was predicting Danni signing up to the website, ensuring that men across London no longer have to go on bad dates.'

David Cameron went even further. 'I didn't agree in the ban on fox hunting as it prevents red blooded males from hunting out complete foxes like Danni.'

Nick Clegg emphasised how this was a boon for all the men who had signed up to the site. 'Through the Labour years there has been great mismanagement of spending. However men who get in touch with Danni will ensure that they get their subscriptions' worth when they meet her.'

The media was quick to lead on this announcement. Most creative headline went to The Scottish Herald: 'I Danni believe it, she's finally joined'"

Well the MPs certainly are in a rare agreement on this subject. David's press release has won his friend a Fab Profile Alert. Why not get in touch with Danielle to see if she gets your vote?