Fab Profile Alert: Ed

"Listen up ladies, come in close so you can 'ear! Oy luv, no pushin' at the back there. Nicely does it. That's it! All right, let's see what we've got 'ere. Look at his laavely face. Real pretty-boy I fink you'll agree, in the classical salt'n'pepper-haired, half-Italian, George Clooney mould. 

An' it's all good news below the bonnet. Why, I have indulged in a bit of the old Greco-Roman wrestling wiv Ed myself, an' he cuts a fine figure of a man all greased up with olive oil. A proper affelete, innit?

Well 'cor blimey guv'nah, if this testimonial from close friend Richard has taken your fancy then why not contact Ed?