Fab Profile Alert: Eleni
"Interesting" facts:
- I've had more wardrobe malfunctions than Janet Jackson.
- I'm very lucky not to have inherited my Dad's nose. A family of pigeons (2 adult + 2 kid pigeons) could easily perch on that schnoz.
- I can speak and eavesdrop at the same time.
- I don't like people screaming "Nigellaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa" at me. I also don't like being asked if I'm a Nigella impersonator - I don't go around licking my fingers at random intervals and I don't wear weird cropped denim jackets. Plus I don't even look like Nigella unless you squint and have had 8 litres of vodka."
While we wouldn't advise drinking 8 litres of vodka in order to see a resemblance between Elina and a well known TV cook, we would advise popping over and taking a look at her fab profile.