Fab Profile Alert: James

"If you want an artist living in pain with a tattoo of a hawk or lobster, James is NOT your man.

If you are looking for someone that is average, not interesting or creatively ambitious and looks like one of the Jonas brothers, James is NOT your man.

If you are looking for Dawn French, James is NOT your man.

I once saw James walk out of the ocean and saw a girl mouth the words 'Daniel Craig'  with her lips. I was drunk so I can't be sure, but I am pretty sure she said that, well she definitely mouthed some words and I was like 'wow'."

We couldn't substantiate any likeness to Daniel Craig having never seen this week's Fab Profile owner exit the sea. But, whilst a place in the next MSF Looky-Likies competiton is on hold, James can enjoy his own Fab Profile Alert thanks to his friend Matt's witty description.

Why not add James to your favourites or send him a message to find out more?