Fab Profile Alert: Katy

“I'm not sure EXACTLY what Katy is looking for in a man, so thought I would surmise an image based on past experience. Do you fit the bill?

Tail of a lion. Successful career, ability to spend all money on broken down cars. Owner of cave. Rock star. Short trousers with socks showing for formal occasions.

Intolerance to Lambrini. Refusal to buy eggs; requesting to date both Katy and her friends; refusal to wear striped jumpers."

To which Katy responded:

"I'd love to say that was an elaborate list of private jokes. Alas, it wasn't."

If you've ticked off any of Hollie's unique and mysteriously inspired points from Katy's ideal qualities then we would definitely suggest checking out Katy’s Full Profile.