Fab Profile Alert: Lucy

"What better way to showcase her considerable talents than the medium of Top Trumps!

• Flexibility (29) – Lucy studied gymnastics under the Russian ace Helga Bendalotta. It was there that she perfected some very bendy stuff. Wowser!

• Secret weapon ability (classified) – Lucy became MI6's answer to the Cold War – after it got a little bit warm! 

• Eric Morecambeness (8) - she has all the right notes; not necessarily in the right order.

• Fighting skills (89) - Biff! Kapow! Zapp! Yaboom! Bosh! Skills stolen from Batman and Robin. Lucy won the fight. With both of ‘em.

• No. of pseudonyms (67) – Most used is Agent BBUOFFski – to be revealed only to those who pass the eyeball test.

This may leave you with more questions than answers, I hope you take the plunge and seek the answers."

If you have a particularly high Eric Morecambeness score or would wager your Secret Weapon Ability against the best then why not take a look at Lucy's profile?