Fab Profile Alert: Mark

"A mutual friend once suggested Mark's epitaph should read:

'Mark RIP: He had a lot of CDs' 

While this would be true, I'm going to stick my neck out and say it wouldn't fully do him justice. One more thing you need to know about Mark: he is uncannily good at catching. If you don't believe me, go on a date with him, throw things at him and watch him pluck them out of thin air."

To which Mark responded:

"Well as the great sage Napoleon Dynamite once said 'Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.' I might not be the best with the nunchuckas, bow knives and computer hacking, but I am, erm... pretty damn good at plucking stuff out of thin air apparently. Thanks Ben for drawing attention to this undervalued part of a man's craft. And thanks Ben generally - very kind words. Now please stop throwing things at me every time I see you."

If you are into throwing in a big way or would simply like to see the rest of Mark's exceptionally humorous profile, then click here.