Fab Profile Alert: Michael

"Mike, is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
"Granville, it's a canoe".
"But are you pleased to see me?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because you're ruining my chances. You're supposed to be my friend you moron and you're getting in the way of my personal ad. You're supposed to be telling all these lovely chicks, that I'm a shiny hunk of stainless steel, with a gooey heart".
"Oh yes, sorry about that, now have a pineapple chunk, and help me skin this rabbit".

Granville's desciption here may well have actually improved Michael's chances a great deal by earning him this Fab Profile Alert. To find out more about Michael then take a look at his full profile by clicking here.