Fab Profile Alert: Oliver
"Philanthropy is his middle name. It's just a name though so don't be expecting any free rides. His real name is Oliver but only mother uses that, and nanny.
His last seven profile descriptions were influenced by the early catalogue of Barry Manilow. This one, however, is based entirely around the work of Gil Scott-Heron.
Possibly the last person you want to be stood next to at a house-party you've been dragged along to by a friend who wants to get off with the flatmate of the guy whose birthday it is.
Stop wasting time and start writing now, or just give up. Mother says you'll never be good enough for him anyway."
Are you the type of girl that is beloved by mothers and nannys alike? Then why not take a peek at Oliver's acerbically fab profile.