Fab Profile Alert: Richard

"So there's this beautiful creature that looks incredible for their age, they are witty, fit, sparkly, slim, can still throw some shockingly sexy moves on the dancefloor and to cap it all they have curves in all the right places, long blonde hair and a pretty good rack. But that's enough about me. I'm not a mystery; The mystery is this bloke.

To me he's just my hopeless brother; to you he's your get out of jail card combined with a ticket to scoop the love lottery. Or something cheesy like that.

Anyway, I now find myself in the unusual position, given years of sibling rivalry, of trying to advertise his merits. Needless to say this won't take long.

He's not entirely unpleasing to the eye (see photos) and does humour, charm (not of the oily sort) and self effacing banter okay. Keeps trim, can hold his own on politics, sport, history, art, music, skiing, the art of sleeping late, partying late and for some reason the tour de France.

So in the spirit of trying to solve the mystery; why didn't he get snatched up bloody years ago? I'm looking for help. If you think you might know the answer then send him a message."

To research this mystery further why not head on over to Richard's profile?