Fab Profile Alert: Rob

"NEWS FLASH - DARING ESCAPE FROM A BEDFORDSHIRE ZOO

Sometime during the night last Saturday a rare species of human male escaped from a Bedfordshire zoo. 

It is thought that he escaped from his accommodation by distracting his housemates with beer bought from the local Co-op, then using a rope fashioned from USB leads, coaxial cable and an Xbox controller he exited via a first floor window. 

Yesterday a zoo spokesperson had this to say:
Please don't be alarmed, the keeper in question is very friendly and can be successfully captured by the right person. He was last seen wearing standard issue zoo shorts even though it was minus 12 degrees outside and will probably be heading for the pub."

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