Fab Profile Alert: Serene

 
"I sit opposite Serene at work. Stupidly she's let me write this. I thought I could perhaps write lots of schmaltz but everyone writes that, so what's new? 

Well, I'm going to tell you about her bad points;

1. She can be verbally abusive which if you're a sensitive soul isn't going to go too well. (I always find it really funny).
2. She's a noisy eater.
3. She makes funny popping sounds with her mouth.
4. She always laughs when you get irritated about something.
5. She pronounces the word yacht in a really weird way.
6. She always looks cool (this is a bad point because I wish I could do too).
7. She constantly eats noodles and hates potatoes (but can cook them well).
8. She can't drive and refuses to wear a cycling helmet because she's vain."

Creating a list with a twist, Serene's friend Rachael has provided some sneakily fab 'bad' points. We'd definitely love to know how to perfect the art of looking cool whilst eating noodles. To find out, why not get in contact with Serene?