Fab Profile Alert: Tom

"Tom recently came fifth in a Channel 4 poll of the 'Best 100 Toms ever', beaten only by the big four of the global Tom scene; Hanks, Cruise, Selleck and Jones. 

This result was clearly rigged by some kind of corrupt, far-eastern gambling ring. As any thinking human in possession of the facts knows that even if you mixed the best bits of all those four together in a blender to make a smoothie, it would be no way as nice as our Tom."

Surely achieving a  'best Toms ever' top-5 finish is pretty good going? 

To find out for sure, why not get chatting to Tom?