08 Sep 2011

Profile of the week: Matt

Category: MSFers
Author: Karen

mysinglefriend.com is awash with brilliant profiles. They may be funny, clever, sincere, strange or just have a really great photo but something will make them stand out. In a new weekly feature we're going to be choosing the best profile we've seen over the last week and sharing it with all of you. But this isn't a one way street; if you've seen a really good profile or even if you'd like to nominate your own, you can get in touch with us at blog@mysinglefriend.com and tell us all about it.

We're starting off with Matt: mysinglefriend.com single Matt

"Ok so from looking around msf.com, I’ve noticed a lot of profiles highlighting what brilliant, amazing, perfect people their friends are. Not that I doubt it for a second, but nobody is perfect. Fact. Which is why I’m going to give you a well-rounded account of my housemate Matt, warts and all. (he doesn’t have warts, just to clarify)

Firstly, the GOOD stuff:

- Tall, dark and handsome.
- Nice hair, quite shiny. Think Michael McIntyre, but shorter.
- Bit of a genius and pretty successful. He can work from home when he likes. Duvet day? Tick!
- Annoying ability to be good at sport with little to no training
- Great cook. Can often be found in the kitchen whipping up a culinary delight, whilst working through a bottle of vino.
- Not an alcoholic.
- Has the TV taste of a girl. No TV wars in our house.
- No concept of money and will happily spank his wallet with unnecessary expenses (ask him about his biking gear or his outrageously expensive pans. Yes, pans). I think this could be a good thing – more chance he’ll spend lots on his girlfriend if he spends lots on PANS(!)

Uh oh, now the BAD stuff:

- Matt’s internal GPS is a bit off. He has been known to wander back to his OLD house after one too many. Maybe get him microchipped.
- His great cooking, mentioned above, encourages over-eating. I.e. weight gain. Also he can eat rather a lot without putting on weight. Annoying.
- As mentioned in the Good Stuff section, he’s naturally sporty, meaning he’ll beat you at all sporting events (unless you’re an Olympic athlete of course). I have fallen victim to this. If you hate to lose, avoid this man.
- I will say it again, the boy has no sense of money. If I were his other half, I’d be worried he might come home with a Monster truck or a performing pink elephant or something which put our holiday to Bora Bora at risk of cancellation!

In all seriousness though, Matt is a lovely, kind and generous guy. He comes highly recommended and his bad points are easily forgivable."

If you like the sound of Matt and would like to find out more you can view his full dating profile here. We'll be back nest week with another brilliant profile.

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