Will
- Age 30
- Sex
- Seeking a between 21 and 35
- Area Tower Hamlets
London - Children
- Religion
- Drinking
- Smoking
- Education
- Employment
- Profession Charity PR
- Height
- Build
- Added by Helen
Will was added by Helen, who thinks he is...
...to which Will responded...
- Handsome
- Witty
- Ambitious
- Charming
- A keeper
I've been trying to think of the best way to sell Will to you good folks at home; to try and pin point what makes him special without mentioning his competitive price, interchangeable moving parts, or lifetime guarantee.
What is it that's made me keep him around for so long when so many others have been thrown headlong out of my metaphorical balloon? For who else would I sacrifice valuable minutes of my life to cobble together this sales pitch, when I might otherwise be doing something productive, like watching Fringe or waxing the hair from my body? No one. He holds, somewhat mysteriously, a unique place in my life; as he can in yours.
It's not because of the time he's unflinchingly given me, or that he's kind, clever and funny (though he is all of those things); that he's the first to ride to the rescue even when he's hundreds of miles away or the last to leave the party when I'm clinging drunkenly to a bar stool. It's not his handsome looks, his ambition or his charm that has this effect on me. It's just him. Inexplicable, brilliant, hilarious, him.
So if you want to discover someone new and wonderful, if you want to "live well, love much, and laugh often", you know what to do. Buy Will.
What is it that's made me keep him around for so long when so many others have been thrown headlong out of my metaphorical balloon? For who else would I sacrifice valuable minutes of my life to cobble together this sales pitch, when I might otherwise be doing something productive, like watching Fringe or waxing the hair from my body? No one. He holds, somewhat mysteriously, a unique place in my life; as he can in yours.
It's not because of the time he's unflinchingly given me, or that he's kind, clever and funny (though he is all of those things); that he's the first to ride to the rescue even when he's hundreds of miles away or the last to leave the party when I'm clinging drunkenly to a bar stool. It's not his handsome looks, his ambition or his charm that has this effect on me. It's just him. Inexplicable, brilliant, hilarious, him.
So if you want to discover someone new and wonderful, if you want to "live well, love much, and laugh often", you know what to do. Buy Will.
First things first. Yes, she was stoned when she wrote that.
Anyway. I'm a big fan of rubbish puns. Finding a cement mixer emblazoned with the logo 'Jim'll Mix It' is basically my equivalent of spotting Jesus in a chapati.
I read a lot, cook often, and talk about food constantly. I go to the gym, but I don't like to talk about it. I also pretend to know more about wine than I do.
Have been told I give good date.
Anyway. I'm a big fan of rubbish puns. Finding a cement mixer emblazoned with the logo 'Jim'll Mix It' is basically my equivalent of spotting Jesus in a chapati.
I read a lot, cook often, and talk about food constantly. I go to the gym, but I don't like to talk about it. I also pretend to know more about wine than I do.
Have been told I give good date.