MySingleFriend

About her

I'm a happily divorced mother of two, who hasn't given up on the romantic ideal of finding a partner who will be my best friend and lover. Do not like men who don't bother to text back or phone when they say they are going to and that sort of thing...

I was kidnapped by aliens aged 3 and then brought up in the jungle by a medium sized group of Capuccino monkeys who .... if you want to know more about this then maybe we could discuss over a glass of malbec or coffee.

Have very much enjoyed my life so far. Have had many adventures at home and abroad and don't feel I missed out on anything. Have seen a good deal of the world and also travelled as a child (after the monkey episode). Have a foreign mother which has left me bilingual and confused but highly intelligent!?

Adore my two children and have plenty of time off as their father lives nearby and looks after them a lot. I love cycling the country lanes near where I live and try to get to my yoga class at least once a week.

I'm probably the best girlfriend you'll ever have.

My ideal partner will have plenty of friends and a life! He will cultured, clever, kind and caring. Hopefully he will enjoy cycling although most men on bikes overtake me when I'm out cycling, as I'm not that fast. He must be able to read and load a dishwasher. I would rather not date a smoker, even an occasional one. He must have and adore his own children.

About her ideal match