MySingleFriend

Henry said...

More of a Han Solo than a Luke Skywalker, mixes the mystic of the Orient with the sophistication of the West. A successful mortgage broker by trade, Derek is comfortably self-employed, has his own house and a nice car. What he really needs though is to meet someone special; and that's where I need your help, girls!

Derek's defining characteristics are loyalty and dependability, a genuinely endearing sense of humour and decidedly questionable taste when it comes to popular culture. There is a definite neatness about everything Derek does; he dresses well and has excellent manners [your mother would love him!]. Derek hobbies include cricket (most sports in fact), cinema, socialising, travelling and big game fishing. He invests a considerable amount of his spare time coaching his local youth cricket team, sharing his insight and vision of the game with Bagshot's leading young willow-wielders. By his own admission, he needs an excuse to spend less time at the cricket club though. Obviously this is where you come in.

It is something of a cliché on this website that people say they cannot understand why their friends are single. This isn't the case with Derek; because I do. Under the slightly thin layer of bravado that he wears lies a slightly shy bloke who takes a while to get to fully understand and know. His love of the early films of Eddie Murphy, Star Wars (any interested parties will definitely need to know how to handle a light sabre) and 80s music surely haven't helped his cause in the past. I am very confident that if more people knew Derek like his closest friends do; I wouldn't be writing this now.

Another thing I have noticed about this site is that the vast majority of people appear faultless. Again, we're lucky that Derek isn't, and I thought I had better prepare you for the bad points, as well as all the good ones. His biggest faults are that he thinks he is much more of a Jack-the-Lad than he really is, he seriously needs amputating from his home town on a more regular basis, and he is also highly guilty of not always noticing a good thing when she was standing right there in front of him.

So in summary, Derek is GENUINELY bright, kind, caring, loyal, funny, dependable, slightly cheeky, and (for the most part!) generous. Oh, and my wife says that he is extremely handsome.

Send him a mail girls; his type doesn't come around very often.