MySingleFriend

Heather said...

What can I say about Emma? She's brilliant, excellent, I love her... Go on... Email her now...

You need more? You men are so demanding. Emma is my oldest friend [she's 106, uses a great moisturiser], and I have never introduced Emma to anyone who she hasn't got along with, she sees more of my friends than I do. She's funny, very, very funny, kind, vibrant, whip smart, cheeky and very sassy. A confident exterior hiding a slightly mushy centre, Emma needs an equally confident man, no wallflowers here please.

Emma is kind, and thoughtful [never forgets a birthday], the most reliable friend I've ever had, she's stuck with me through many a good and bad time, because that's what she does. She won't cut and run, this one. She's a keeper. Emma likes a Sunday in the pub with a terrible tabloid, a gig, a festival,a good film, a chat, and if you're very attractive then she may well even join you for a measured stroll around the park, as long as you bribe her with something nice at the end of it.

Just don't try and make her go 10 pin bowling, she won't have it. Always up for everything is Emma, home lover and party lover extraordinaire. She's always the last one standing [swaying] on a night out, and will have made 20 new friends in the process, but she also makes a mean roast and if you're as lazy as I am then she'll even bring the roast to you and cook it in your oven. Can you see why I love her yet?

Bloody brilliant men only need apply, please.

I cherish this one.