MySingleFriend

Nicki said...

Catherine smells of cheese.

Hopefully the 14%(*) who actually read the waffley bit are now still reading! I thought the fairest way to tell everyone about Cat was to present a pros and cons list (I wouldn't want to miss sell her, there are cons). Here we go...

Pros
1) Cat has legs that almost reach my armpits. Fact. I should clarify that statement by saying that I'm not a midget and Cat isn't a giant. But she does have outrageous legs. And they're pretty toned due to all her running. She
definitely didn't beat my best ever 10k time. Ok, a little bit.

2) Cat makes the best scrambled eggs. Delia Smith eat your heart out. We lived together for a year and I now have a phobia of unsupervised egg cooking. It never works out right.

3) Cat likes boy stuff like rugby and surfing. I like these things because fit blokes do them. Cat actually enjoys them, and only 7% (*) because cute boys do them.

4) Cat owns more DVDs than Blockbuster. This probably wouldn't be hard as quite frankly it's only a matter of time before Blockbuster goes out of business for rubbish DVD selection, and no-one even owns a Blockbuster card any
more... I digress. However, when a sofa Sunday is needed after too many gin and tonics Cat's DVD collection always comes up trumps.

Cons
1) Cat beat my best ever 10k time. Significantly.

2) Cat has more shoes than any woman ever. Ever. I cannot emphasise this enough.

3) Cat does sometimes smell of cheese. Cat loves cheese, especially the really smelly blue stuff.

4) Cat sometimes drinks too many gin and tonics and has to be taken home early. Last Saturday for example. Yes Cat, you still owe me.

Cat is the most gorgeous, loving, hilarious friend I have, and she'll get snapped up really quickly. Just don't come moaning to me when you've found the gorgeous best friend you were looking for, but there's nowhere to keep your
shoes.

(* All statistics are entirely made up at the time of going to press)