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Online: 01 September 2017

Modified: 01 September 2017

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Southampton, Hampshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
36
Star sign:
Gemini
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body type:
Stocky
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair colour:
Ask me later
Eye colour:
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Marital status:
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Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
No
Want children:
Ask me later
Daily diet:
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Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Arts / Music / Writing
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
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Home language:
English
Other languages:
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Religion:
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About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district SO14 (Southampton)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
25 - 35
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Not important at all
Marital status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?

About his ideal match

But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?

What His Friends Say

Dominic said...

First off, writing any old 2000 words about Mike would be easy, trying to capture his amazing outlook on life, hilarious sense of humour and complete awesomeness is much harder!

As far as the boring basics... Mike works in Southampton for a web development agency. He loves the web and the way brands use it and so if you have even a tiny interest in the web, advertising, branding, communication or any of that jazz you will love chatting away to Mike. That said, don't think he is some sort of pale geeky coder... you couldn't be further from it. Mike would much rather spend the day exploring a European city in the sun that sat in front of a Mac. Mike is pretty well travelled and loves a bit of culture.

Mike is without doubt the funniest person I have ever met. He is hilarious to be around and makes life fun, even the most boring things are fun when Mike is around! As a pretty big group of mates (both girls and boys) Mike is very much the centre of our worlds and he is the life and soul of every day.

In fact... you can't have him. Yep, that's right, I take back everything I have said. Mike is NOT the funniest person in the world. You will NOT look back at every day with Mike and smile. Mike is NOT the most caring bloke in the world. So, please close this web page right now because Mike is not for sale. Not that you would be paying for him of course... although if you were it would be worth it.

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