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Madamski

48 – Durham, County Durham, England

I like piņa coladas...

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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In Her Own Words

About her

Mutant Demi God seeks non-smoking, animal loving, shenaniganist for time travel, punch dancing and mutual petting.
GCSE in woodwork preferred but not essential.

*I'm a nice girl with a face and other such qualities.
**I'm banking on your standards being a lot lower than mine.
***No. You can't wee on me.
****My eyebrows don't wipe off

About her ideal match

If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I'm the love that you've looked for, come with me and escape...

What Her Friends Say

Bridget said...

My friend Lisa is....Funny, creative, full of fun, kind, a tad loopy (in a nice, not wierd, way!!), but above all a warm, generous and genuinely lovely girl.
She's great fun to be around and has a geat sense of humour.

About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Durham, County Durham, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
48
Star sign:
Scorpio
Height:
5' 8" (173cm)
Body type:
Ask me later
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair colour:
Blonde
Eye colour:
Blue-Green
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship
Have children:
Yes, living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Ask me later
Occupation:
Medical / Dental / Veterinary
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
Ask me later
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Atheist

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district DL4 (Shildon)
Gender:
Male
Age range:
35 - 48
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 8" (172cm) - 6' 5" (196cm)
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about her

Personality
Sense of humour:
Obscure
Ruled by:
The heart
Personality traits:
Faithful; Funny; Happy; Loving; Loyal; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness
More physical characteristics
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
More piercings; Several tattoos
Leisure & entertainment
Reading:
I read books regularly
More lifestyle
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Take drugs:
Never
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
The deep stuff
Honesty:
Extremely