MySingleFriend

Sue said...

Ah Krissy - where to start writing my ode to this amazing girl?

There are three key things you should know about her:

1) She lives with me. This means she has inordinately good taste and is an excellent judge of character.

2) Her nickname is Brain - it was Brian, but due to a spelling error it got changed, and it is now permanent because we think it suits her better this way - and she believes that Heffalumps are real animals. In fairness, I should mention that our other housemate also thought they were real. This means she is a very endearing character (Krissy that is; our other housemate was also very endearing but is not currently up for grabs).

3) She has an intense love of penguins. Be prepared to love them too, or at least humour her on this, or it will never work out between you.

No - I've just realised, there is a FOURTH thing you need to know - listen carefully because this is critical (and I shall say it only once!):

4) She. Is. Freaking. AWESOME.

With those key facts out of the way, I shall elaborate on this amazing girl who could just be what you are looking for / have been waiting for (delete as appropriate).

She is a girl of boundless energy and humour, who will not fail to cheer you up on the gloomiest of days. An infectious smile and the ability to make you laugh are included in the package. Also, fair warning here, a filthy sense of humour. She is intelligent and creative, although she occasionally suffers the same mouth-filter failure as me, and comes out with some hilarious clangers. This only enhances any time spent with her.

She likes (in no particular order): horror films, baking cupcakes, the zoo, live comedy and a nice, sexy smile on a man.

She dislikes: bugs flying / crawling in the window at night (you might have to be her knight and remove the occasional spider), mean people and coriander.

Frankly, if you don't get in touch with this one-off gem of a girl you're insane. And you missing out.

FACT.