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Andrew_5782

59 – Southwark (London), London, England

In recovery from an Orwellian nightmare, now channelling Alf Garnett

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Southwark (London), London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
59
Star sign:
Sagittarius
Height:
6' 1" (185cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair colour:
Ask me later
Eye colour:
Ask me later
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
No
Want children:
Ask me later
Daily diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Occasionally
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Arts / Music / Writing
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
Ask me later
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Christian / Other

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district SE17 (London)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
42 - 54
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Not important at all
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

It’s frightening the extent to which relationships are like jobs. You spend years looking for the right one and then as soon as you get it, rivals tempt you with offers. Sometimes you go for interviews just to keep your hand in, then halfway through think “D'you know what, my existing one isn’t so bad, think I’ll go back to what I know.” Aim too high and they’ll only say you’re not in their league, on the other hand you need to stretch yourself, try a new position.
Continuity between roles is also important. No gaps in the CV, looks bad, like nobody wants you. Do you have the relevant skills, know the lingo and etiquette?
As you get older, the offers dry up. You risk ending up stuck with the wrong one. You think you can’t do any better, so sometimes you stay even when they mistreat you. If you’re secure financially, you might not need a job, but few of us are secure enough emotionally never to need a relationship ? that’s where the parallels end.
I recently invested in a cat, Ruby. She’s cheap to run, doesn’t go on, sits on my lap. Conversation isn’t the best and regurgitates her dinner on the carpet sometimes but just picks herself up and carries on, like any modern girl. Still a lady though (hasn’t gone for tattoos and piercings). She’s about the best I can expect, I guess.
Lately I've become bilious and belligerent. I vote Trump, Farage, Orban, Bolsanaro, anyone who sticks it to the treacherous liberal establishment who are hell-bent on destroying the Christian heritage of Europe is that robust enough for you? Not too keen either on gender fluidity, becoming a woman at weekends, that sort of malarkey.

Profession: Editor

About his ideal match

Every possible contradiction would be good, you know: smart but doesn't outsmart me; hot but not so hot as to rattle me; cultured but not a pseud; brainy but not a bluestocking; sexy but not a sexpot, all the usual rubbish. No impossible questions like 'does my bum look big in this?' please. Had sex a couple of times, been there done that, all a bit overrated. Life's regret is that I didn't enter a monastery 30 years ago when I was in the habit (geddit?) of visiting them.

What His Friends Say

Richard said...

I've known Andrew for the best part of 10 years and would count him among my favourite friends - why's that then? Let me offer a few frankly biased thoughts on the man...
A man of wide interests, he has the former DJ's ear for the playful, obscure and exotic, on the music front. His style is beyond doubt, as far as the wardrobe is concerned. A man who has never knowingly bought a pair of blue jeans, he prefers, instead, to elevate the brown and beige to hitherto unscaled heights of high fashion - so wear something - interesting....
If you're lucky enough to be invited to his pad, you'll be roundly impressed by the pitch-perfect style: a retro green moped jostles for your attention with a Cuban cigar box; deco figures keep company with vintage photos.
But enough of the superficial! What of the man himself? Well, he's possessed of a full set of views and opinions and not afraid to use them, so come ready for some lively discussion. Although well-informed on many things, Andrew would probably draw the line at team games involving balls, bats and other sporting paraphernalia. A lover of language, Andrew will appreciate someone similar. Capable and competent, he'll rustle up a fine meal to order, and organise holidays to off-piste places, if that's what's required.
So there you have it. If you want a smart, stylish man, who appreciates good conversation and a ready wit, your date awaits. Be challenged, be stimulated, be bothered - Andrew's worth it.

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
I don't have one
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Ruled by:
The genitals
Party behaviour:
A social butterfly
Personality traits:
Intelligent; Outspoken; Philosophical; Thoughtful
Valued qualities:
Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience
Fashion sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Favourite clothing:
Some sensual satin lingerie
More physical characteristics
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body hair:
Light
Disabilities:
I have a visual impairment; I struggle with mobility; I have a chronic illness; I have a mental condition; I have a terminal illness; I have a hearing impairment; I'm an amputee
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Music preferences:
Blues; Classical; Folk; Jazz; Latin; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rock; World
Reading:
I read newspapers regularly; I read books occasionally
Books:
(Auto)biographies
TV habits:
I tend to watch news
Movie preferences:
Art Films; Comedy
Interests:
Gardening; Politics; The arts
Sport involvement:
Bored to death
Food
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Playing with my pet
Time online:
I'm on several hours a day
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I've got sisters
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Cat(s)
Pets (Like):
Dog(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Reptile(s)
Turn-ons:
Intelligence
Turn-offs:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Find new, more meaningful work
Religious attendance:
Once a week
Dream home:
Mansion with loads of servants
Politics:
Right of centre
Retirement plans:
Finally writing that novel
Feelings about using MySingleFriend:
Hopeful
Honesty:
Quite