43 – Merton, London, England

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Modified: 25 October 2014

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Merton, London, England
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5' 4" (163cm)
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Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
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I have penned a few thoughts below as to what I may be looking for and not looking for, it's not exhaustable and a bit tongue in cheek. I am pretty laid back, I like a calm life with flashes of craziness. I am not in a rush to find someone but with an increasingly busy work schedule and all the distractions of life, I guess it's easy to put the relationship thing on the back burner. Happy to meet for a coffee, have a chat, meet some people along the way and see what happens.

- You don't own a Play station or games console, this is a deal breaker, but I am very cool with Cricket, AFL, NFL, Boxing, Rugby and even the odd football match
- You will pretend to like every version of Granola I present to you even though you can't tell the difference between the last batch I made, in return I will listen to what is happening with the cricket
- Your idea of culture is eating Aubergines and sticking pins on a world map as to where you have travelled, NOT the theatre or opera, unless you want me to break out with the giggles at said performance
- You agree with the following statement "Pizza is the food of Gods"
- Your idea of Coffee is not Costa or Starbucks
- When you swear you do it with style and conviction, If i swear, you hide, it means I am really cross
- You are patient and laid back, you show these virtues by supporting my sporadic gym training
- You have stand up values, true integrity and your moral compass is in tact and working to full capacity
- You don't lie in until 2pm on a Saturday but you don't mind if I do occasionally
- You have no style, can't dance, you don't like girl talk - if you do, it means you are trouble
- You have the ability to make a reservation at a restaurant for 6 people a month in advance
- We can find some common ground in music, I am not prepared to reconfigure my Sonos system ;-)
- You don't want to spend every minute together, I have a dog
- You love your family and value relationships with friends

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Spencer c said...

Ah, so here I am again, my writing skills in high demand by missy, I did advise against deleting the last one I wrote... I can confirm I am partially sober when writing this.

The best way to describe Joanna is she is a cross between Snow white, Jennifer Lopez and Rocky! Her beauty radiates from within, an incredible complex mind doubled up with roaring humour and a (large) handful of cheekiness that gives her a spark that could set anything on fire. She smiles with her eyes, but don't let this fool you, she is sharp, has an inner passion that allows her to engage in healthy debate about why you burnt the toast on one side only.

She loves the sea, has been known to go fishing, can play a great game of bad tennis, has a dog ( read responsible) and is a pro at online shopping. Her thoughts are humorous, she has been known to make us cry with laughter with her observational humour. The snow white reference is due to her kindness and she radiates positivity without the wishy washy effect. She has a rip your buttons off sort of sexiness and the stamina and determination of Rocky!

Joanna has a daughter that doesn't live with her and when she does come to visit we all want to hang out with her as she is awesome. She actually has a very successful career which I have challenged her on a few times as I can't believe she has a grown up job, I have never seen an opening for Snow White anywhere.

If you like the outdoors, have a passion for globe trotting, mastered the art of being sophisticated but being down to earth, enjoy sports and the odd festival but you are a "grown up" then I look forward to meeting you one day.

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