MySingleFriend

Paige said...

Do you like tall, Australian brunettes with big brains and a no-nonsense attitude? Please form an orderly queue gents, this is Kim. As a veteran online dater myself, Kim has obviously been inspired by my own internet dating success story and has cleverly enlisted my help to snag herself a fella rather than just doing it herself. Some would call that lazy, I call it ingenuity. I could sing Kim's praises for days but I'll attempt to keep this brief.
1. She's very clever. Kim is an avid reader, a great writer and an excellent drunken debater.
2. Kim's not so great at keeping her room tidy, although I think it's organised chaos because she can always find exactly what she's looking for in her Floor-drobe instantly.
3. As the eldest child in her family, she is very responsible and mature. She's also a real tough cookie. Kim has faced some really crummy experiences in her time and her strength and resilience is an inspiration.
4. I won't bang on about her looks because she's obviously beautiful. I will say though that my statuesque friend has legs that go on for days and she is often complimented on this feature by drags queens on the train.
5. Don't be intimidated by the bitchy resting face - she's thoughtful of others, a loyal friend, and has a very endearing self-deprecating sense of humour. She's an absolute pleasure to be around and has a wide circle of friends who adore her.
6. She loves killer animal movies, spending time at the beach (which I'm sure she misses now she's living in London!) and is lots of fun at parties.
7. If you are lucky enough to score a date with this girl, DO NOT give her anything precious or expensive to hold (like a newborn baby or a Fabergé egg) because she's really clumsy and falls over. A lot. She never quite learnt how to stay upright on those long legs of hers. One of our friends likens her to a baby deer learning how to walk.
I'll leave you now with that hilarious and adorable image front of mind.