42 – Horsham, West Sussex, England

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: 29 January 2016

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Horsham, West Sussex, England
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6' 4" (193cm)
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I am a fun loving guy and a self-starter who has absolutely no interest in committing murder. I am looking for love, companionship, or just some fun nights out (and rest assured that that these fun nights will end up with you back at your house safe and sound!) Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone, ever, for any reason whatsoever.

What am I doing with my life?:
Let me me tell you this right up front; certainly not murdering ANYONE, least of all, you! beyond that, mostly digging ditches in remote woodland (to find rare insects of course).

I am really good at: sublimating my baser desires!

The first things people usually notice about me:
Is my absolute lack of threatening cues. People are like "I feel so safe and comfortable around you" and then follow-up with "I really couldn't image you ever murdering me" at which point I tell them they are ONE HUNDERED PERCENT RIGHT!

My favourite books and movies are:
Dexter, silence of the lambs, as I lay dying, I spit on your grave (I only like these IRONICALLY).

5 things I could never live without:

1) My shovel (for gardening and woodland ditch digging)
2) My meat hooks (for curing meat OBVIOUSLY)
3) My chainsaw (for logging)
5) Children (they are our future)
6) My Freezer (to keep my perishable goods from spoiling)

I spend most of my time:
Wondering what it would be like to wear someone else's skin (in a metaphorical sense)

On a typical Friday night I am:
Being seen by plenty of people in plenty of different places, such that I always have an alibi in the INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY event that I have come up as a suspect in a murder trial. WHICH WILL/HAS NEVER HAPPEN[ED]!

Profession: Professional miracle worker

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