MySingleFriend

John said...

I've known Matt for years. Way too many to even think about counting but let's just say I'm well positioned to be stitching him up, sorry writing this. Rumour has it that once upon a time Matt was outrageously angelic with a voice of an angel. Those rumours are of course grossly exaggerated and he (actually to be fair to him, we) were far more likely to be busy concentrating on successfully hiding the far more devilish side that lurked shallowly underneath that angelic persona we were paid to portray as 7 year olds (it's ok, it's not as weird/confusing as it sounds. Ask Matt I'm sure he'll happily fill in the gaps). Despite my attempts to completely corrupt him over the years, Matt retains a number of the angelic traits developed in his formative years. He is a loyal friend who cherishes his relationships with those near and dear to him. That loyalty extends far and wide, it has to, to be fair given he continues to attend Dagenham & Redbridge every fortnight despite their lack of ability, organisation and.....well points! Matt is a can do person who doesn't give up, particularly when it seems conspire to make things tough. As recently as three days ago, the two of us completed a 12k obstacle run. Despite numerous injuries that could easily have ended the challenge before it had really got started, our man fought back the pain and exhaustion to romp home and raise a lot of money for charity. Top lad.

This guy's worth getting to know. If you can see past his irrational hatred of vegetables, awful golf swing, and obsession with all things blue and gold (again, best to ask), this ones worth a cheeky message or four. Oh watch out for that devilish side........ there's only so much a cassock can hide!