In His Own Words
About him
I'm an *******. I won't open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for giggles! I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I'm a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, the lot.
Also I don't do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won't sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don't want you to know where I live).
MSF says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don't waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one in turn:
1. Talk about your hobbies. - kicking puppies
2. Talk about your goals/aspirations - finding a rich woman to take care of me
3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique - I'm not unique in the least bit, I'm just like "all the others"
4. Your taste in music - Mozart, death metal & German oompah.
My work here is done, girls, let the emails commence....GO!
Profession: Engineering Design & Sales
About his ideal match
Smart & funny are top of my list. Adventurous & active with a love of travel & trying new things. Ideally independent too with interests & hobbies out side of work & family & a love of animals. After that just telling me the dinner I cooked is tasty & laughing at some of my jokes...
What His Friends Say
Laura said...
Facebook recently told me I've been friends with Dan for 4 years, during which time I'd say I've got to know him pretty well and I'm very happy to now count him as one of my best mates. Firstly though, I've got to say, although that's a pretty decent picture of him, it doesn't really do him justice...
For example you can't tell from that;
1. What a ridiculously proficient line dancer he is (try it yourself - put your thumbs in your belt loops, every move is suddenly straight off the ranch - it's hilarious).
2. That he's as clever as he tall (which is 6ft 1" - I don't know what that equates to in IQ, but he's certainly not as short as I regularly like to take the **** out of him for being - and no doubt the reason he takes it so well).
3. How handy he is to have around, not to mention generous (he's my go to guy for DIY advice and favours, and he's invariably glad to help - albeit a bit smug, but that'll serve me right for always calling him short, I guess).
4. How much, just at a particular angle or in a certain light, or when you're a bit ****** and everything's a bit blurry, he looks like Daniel Craig (or Homer Simpson - c'mon have you ever seen them in the same room?).
5. What a riotous sense of humour he has...I can genuinely say he makes me cry with laughter (he videoed it once - it wasn't pretty). He's pretty dry though - not for the feint hearted, if you catch my drift.
6. That he's one of the most sociable and proactive people I know - always either planning a trip, making a bookcase, redecorating the house, or similar, and genuinely getting a kick out of it. Don't get me wrong - he's good at doing nothing too, but he'll rig up a projector in the living room and do nothing home-cinema-style, just....cos...well, why not eh!?
7. And most importantly, that he's a good bloke; Solid, reliable and with a heart of gold.
Have a bottle of wine and some cheese with him, take him to a museum, go bowling. Whatever it is, just go, you'll have a total blast
About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Reading, Berkshire, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
50 | |
Star sign: |
Capricorn | |
Height: |
6' 0" (183cm) | |
Body type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Ask me later | |
Hair colour: |
Ask me later | |
Eye colour: |
Ask me later | |
Relationship Status: |
Ask me later | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
Ask me later | |
Daily diet: |
Ask me later | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Ask me later | |
Occupation: |
Science / Engineering / Research | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Atheist |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 60 miles of postcode district RG30 (Reading) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
25 - 40 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 3" (159cm) - 6' 1" (186cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
No; Yes, not living with me | ||
Want children: |
Any | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally; Regularly; Trying to Quit | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian; Mixed | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Sarcastic |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party behaviour: |
The life of the party |
Fashion sense: |
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels) |
Favourite clothing: |
Shorts & a T-shirt |
Favourite colour: |
Green |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial hair: |
I have a full beard |
Body hair: |
Hairy chest only |
TV habits: |
I watch television most days |
Movie frequency: |
Once or twice a month |
Sport involvement: |
An active participant |
Cooking: |
I love it! |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Pursuing a hobby |
Time online: |
I check in once a day |
Take drugs: |
Not any more |
Family size: |
I'm an only child |
Family contact: |
I see them as often as possible |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm unlikely to move |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s); Dog(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking |
Turn-offs: |
Tattoo(s) |
Work aspirations: |
Fire the boss |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Dream home: |
In the mountains |
Politics: |
Left of centre |
Retirement plans: |
Backpacking around the globe |
Feelings about using MySingleFriend: |
Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic; Excited |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
