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Matt said...

Classic '82 model coupé recently made available. Custom-made: a truly one of a kind specimen. Bodywork is in excellent condition, comes in a variety of colours, very low mileage and a firm set of tyres. A fine runner (known to run in 10k races, and regularly with a club) and has an impeccable choice of music on board (anything from 60's onwards, as long as it's good, though does occasionally engage in sporadic brass-band action). Will happily run on any fuel but has recently converted to Punk IPA.

An easygoing ride, this hilarious vehicle is probably funnier than you. Potential owners not amused by grammar-based humour, bad puns and song-lyric-based dance moves should get on their bike. Has own private garage based in a delightful country setting, though drives into Manchester everyday for work - which would be a perfect place to meet for a test drive.

Recently back on the market due to incompatible former owner. Looking preferably for a mature, genuinely funny gentleman who doesn't take themselves too seriously. No boy racers, please! This is a fine model with immense character, which deserves looking after properly by a genuine well-rounded connoisseur. A low-maintenance prospect, unlikely to start breaking down. Small print: a potential match should go easy on the throttle as accelerating too fast may choke the engine; could take a few drives to get into gear with the right counterpart.

More Porsche 911 than Peugeot 206 - closer to a Ferrari than a Fiat! More Mazda, less... (You get the drift). Get in touch immediately to arrange a viewing. Act fast: has many admirers, already. No obligation necessary - terms and conditions apply.