MySingleFriend

Paul said...

WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES?... This and 'Why is Zia single?' are two of life's biggest mysteries.

Zia is cool. As content in Converse as in heels, as likely to share a beer with you at a sweaty gig as to sip Champagne at the theatre. She'll be appreciative of your ability to wield a screwdriver and cry with laughter at your daft jokes. basically, hit it off and she'll make you feel like the smartest, funniest - and luckiest - guy on the planet. That's pretty good huh?

I hardly need mention she's quite a looker - you've seen the pictures right? Go on, take another look just to be sure... Yep, scrubs up well this one.

Now before you decide you'll be great together, there's one thing you definitely need to know - Zia's a cat lady. Not something many of us want to hear of course, but your assumptions about what that means will certainly be turned upside down. Safe to say though, if you & your Staffy are inseparable, then you & Zia won't get along - but if you're a friend to felines, then you've made a big step towards becoming the object of Zia's affections - & all the rewards that brings.

C'mon then, what're you doing just sitting there? I'm sure Zia won't be single for long so stock up on catnip & Whiskas & get emailing.