MySingleFriend

Lottie said...

Equally at home misquoting important philosophers, as he is with a large portion of chips, Tom knows more about most things, than most people, most of the time. And don't forget ladies, he's a registrar so can legally declare you dead, or married depending on his mood. An ideal candidate for anyone seeking a fun loving partner to help them fake their own death or become a British citizen.

Apart from the unfortunate few years at university, Tom is very well educated, and nearly has as many letters after his name as are in his name. Outside of his profession, which mostly involves despairing at the state of humanity, Tom is an excellent scuba diver. Well, I say excellent, I've never actually seen him scuba dive, but he goes diving to exotic places on a regular basis and hasn't yet been eaten by a shark.

Tomas also claims culinary prowess, and has a huge amount of baking equipment to whip up the perfect Battenburg. Another bonus is that Tomas is pretty much guaranteed not to age - he has looked exactly the same since he was about 13.

Tom is always well presented and has no tattoos or piercings I am aware of. The perfect gentleman to take to meet your family.

The things that Tom will see are important in a woman are...
1. a fast walking pace,
2. quick witted,
3. someone who appreciates the fine things in life
...probably in that order.

Tomas is one of the cleverest people I know... although he can't spell for toffee so keep that in mind for his response!