In His Own Words
About him
People often say to me 'who are you? And how did you get into my bathroom?'
I'm the kind of person who's ever so slightly worried that the last place you're in before getting on a plane is called a terminal.
I don't eat cheese. It's milk that's gone off. And hired a really good PR company.
About his ideal match
I'm looking for a partner in crime. Not a criminal though. I can't emphasise that enough. Not into felons. At all. A policewoman / detective would be a real twist, so that's a possible. I mean someone who has her own set of hobbies, interests and tastes. Someone with a brain in her head, opinions, imagination and a pretty decent smile. I'm not materialistic but if she also has a large country estate I could buy some wellies and get a dog.
What His Friends Say
Scott said...
Tris shouldn't be my friend.
The first time my wife met him she was having trouble with the horse she was out riding and Tristan rode up like someone from a Jane Austen novel and helped her out. That night she described him to me as 'dreamy'. Note to wives everywhere - don't use this word when describing another man.
I was annoyed to discover subsequently that I really liked him. He's a very intelligent guy who's always a hit at dinner parties as he's got that 'quietly confident' quality. He's especially passionate about things like theatre (he's a director in his spare time), current affairs, books (he eats them for breakfast), music and films. Basically, he's on my speed dial for pub quizzes.
But just to be sure I asked around to see what other friends thought and I kept hearing the same things over and over again: 'thoughtful', 'generous', 'healthy living' and 'responsible' cropped up a lot. But the best quote I heard about him was from his sister-in-law. I asked her why she thought Tris hadn't found Miss Right by now and she said 'he's very patient'.
He's a man with a lot of contrasts in his character. He's very confident but also quite shy. He's arty but also a bit of a geek. He loves champagne but he doesn't ski. He cooks but he can't stomach seafood, which was frankly hilarious when we were on holiday in Malaysia.
So if you're a truly special girl who's been looking for one of those genuinely good guys then I recommend that you get in touch with Tris as fast as possible.
I hope you ride off into the sunset together on a variety of amazing adventures and you can be dreamy together and not give my wife any more ideas.
About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Hammersmith & Fulham, London, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
49 | |
Star sign: |
Ask me later | |
Height: |
6' 1" (185cm) | |
Body type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Ask me later | |
Hair colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Let's see what happens | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
Maybe | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Postgraduate | |
Occupation: |
Arts / Music / Writing | |
Income: |
Ask me later | |
Ethnicity: |
Ask me later | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
French; Italian | |
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not religious |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | ||
Location: |
Within 10 miles of postcode district W6 (London) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
29 - 36 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 5" (164cm) - 5' 11" (181cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single | ||
Have children: |
No | ||
Want children: |
Any | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian | ||
Smoking: |
Never | ||
Drinking: |
Never; Occasionally | ||
Education: |
University; Postgraduate | ||
Occupation: |
Arts / Music / Writing; Executive / Management; Legal; Medical / Dental / Veterinary; Political / Government; Sales / Marketing; Self-employed; Teaching / Education / Training; Science / Engineering / Research; Advertising / PR; Media; Consultancy / Design | ||
Income: |
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
English; French; Gaelic / Irish; Italian | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Spiritual, but not religious |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Faithfulness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Self-control; Sexiness |
Eyesight: |
I wear contacts |
Facial hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Broadway / Theatrical; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Instrumental |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
Fiction; History |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Dramas; News; Sci-Fi |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Drama; Mystery; Sci-Fi |
Interests: |
Acting; Board games; Computer & video games; Healthy living; Music; Reading; Singing; The arts; Writing books |
Sports: |
Horse Riding; Tennis; Yoga |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Gastro Pub; Indian; Italian; Pub Grub |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Reading a book |
Take drugs: |
Never |
Family size: |
I've got a brother |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Pets (Like): |
Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Dancing; Intelligence |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Politics: |
Liberal |