In Her Own Words
About her
Not fond of Shermeen’s pie. I am blue. I speak pig Latin. I have the gift of leg and torso equal measurement.
About her ideal match
Very very very tall. Or small. I want some sunshine and rain with a bicycle called bike or mike or Bichael.
Deal breaker: can count and likes mice.
What Her Friends Say
Helen said...
Hello, is it Bernie you're looking for?
The one thing I can honestly say about Bernie, is that she is in the top 3rd percentile of female Timmy Mallett impersonators in the UK. An unapologetic lover of a ruff, she is often found wondering the corridors of Hampton Court Palace as she thinks she is possessed with the troubled spirit of King Charles the second. I think this is untrue. It's more likely to be King Henry the 7th.
The thing I like most about being Bernie's friend is when we go unicycling on Hampstead Heath of a Thursday. We often enjoy a game of 'snog, marry, push off a cliff' and Bernie recently decreed that she would snog Clare Balding, marry Tina Turner, and push Noel Edmonds off a cliff!
If you too are a fan of the dark arts, thimbles, and Himalayan panpipe music, then Bernie is the one for you!
About her
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Sevenoaks, Kent, England | |
Gender: |
Female | |
Age: |
58 | |
Star sign: |
Capricorn | |
Height: |
5' 2" (157cm) | |
Body type: |
Full figured | |
Looks: |
Below Average | |
Hair colour: |
Blonde | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Vegetarian | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Postgraduate | |
Occupation: |
Teaching / Education / Training | |
Income: |
Solvent | |
Ethnicity: |
Other | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not religious |
About her ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 300 miles of postcode district TN13 (Sevenoaks) | ||
Gender: |
Male | ||
Age range: |
45 - 55 | ||
Star sign: |
Aquarius | ||
Height: |
6' 9" (205cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller | ||
Body type: |
Large | ||
Looks: |
Below Average | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Widowed | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Vegetarian | ||
Smoking: |
Never; E-cigarette User | ||
Drinking: |
Never | ||
Education: |
Secondary; University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Struggling | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Atheist; Other |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about her
Sense of humour: |
Puerile |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Ruled by: |
Time |
Party behaviour: |
An impartial observer |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Ambitious; Cautious; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Melancholy; Mild; Moody; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Pessimistic; Philosophical; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Sensible; Shy; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy; Wild |
Valued qualities: |
Celibacy; Sexiness |
Fashion sense: |
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional) |
Favourite clothing: |
My pyjamas |
Favourite colour: |
Other |
Hair style: |
Straight; Wild; Out of control |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
Pierced ears; Navel ring; One piercing; More piercings; A tattoo or two; Several tattoos |
Date activities: |
Going for a walk |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Opera; Rock; Scottish |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
Crime; Fiction; Horror; Mystery; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi |
TV habits: |
I don't have a television |
TV programmes: |
Documentaries; Movie Channels |
Movie frequency: |
Never |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Mystery |
Interests: |
Auto repair |
Sport involvement: |
Not involved at all |
Sports: |
Football (Soccer) |
Cooking: |
I can't or won't cook |
Food: |
Asian Fusion |
Go Out to Eat: |
I always cook at home |
Dietary Restrictions: |
Other |
Pace of Life: |
Chilled |
Time at work: |
I should have a bed in my office |
Pastimes of choice: |
Napping |
Time online: |
I'm online more than I'm offline |
Take drugs: |
Never |
Family size: |
I've lost count |
Family contact: |
I see them as often as possible |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
Not at all |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Turn-ons: |
Body piercing(s); Dancing |
Turn-offs: |
Assertiveness |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Dream home: |
Castle in Scotland |
Politics: |
Socialist |
Feelings about using MySingleFriend: |
Embarrassed |
Honesty: |
It borders on fiction |