NiniNona

53 – Sevenoaks, Kent, England

Great lady who like ladytime but wants mantime.

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Sevenoaks, Kent, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
53
Star sign:
Capricorn
Height:
5' 2" (157cm)
Body type:
Full figured
Looks:
Below Average
Hair colour:
Blonde
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual
Have children:
No
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Vegetarian
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Teaching / Education / Training
Income:
Solvent
Ethnicity:
Other
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 300 miles of postcode district TN13 (Sevenoaks)
Gender:
Male
Age range:
45 - 55
Star sign:
Aquarius
Height:
6' 9" (205cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body type:
Large; Disabled
Looks:
Below Average
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Vegetarian
Smoking:
Never; E-cigarette User
Drinking:
Never
Education:
Secondary; University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Struggling
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Atheist; Other
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About her

Not fond of Shermeen’s pie. I am blue. I speak pig Latin. I have the gift of leg and torso equal measurement.

About her ideal match

Very very very tall. Or small. I want some sunshine and rain with a bicycle called bike or mike or Bichael.
Deal breaker: can count and likes mice.

What Her Friends Say

Helen said...

Hello, is it Bernie you're looking for?

The one thing I can honestly say about Bernie, is that she is in the top 3rd percentile of female Timmy Mallett impersonators in the UK. An unapologetic lover of a ruff, she is often found wondering the corridors of Hampton Court Palace as she thinks she is possessed with the troubled spirit of King Charles the second. I think this is untrue. It's more likely to be King Henry the 7th.

The thing I like most about being Bernie's friend is when we go unicycling on Hampstead Heath of a Thursday. We often enjoy a game of 'snog, marry, push off a cliff' and Bernie recently decreed that she would snog Clare Balding, marry Tina Turner, and push Noel Edmonds off a cliff!

If you too are a fan of the dark arts, thimbles, and Himalayan panpipe music, then Bernie is the one for you!

More about her

Personality
Sense of humour:
Puerile
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Ruled by:
Time
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Ambitious; Cautious; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Melancholy; Mild; Moody; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Pessimistic; Philosophical; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Sensible; Shy; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy; Wild
Valued qualities:
Celibacy; Sexiness
Fashion sense:
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional)
Favourite clothing:
My pyjamas
Favourite colour:
Other
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Straight; Wild; Out of control
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
Pierced ears; Navel ring; One piercing; More piercings; A tattoo or two; Several tattoos
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Alternative; Opera; Rock; Scottish
Reading:
I read books regularly
Books:
Crime; Fiction; Horror; Mystery; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi
TV habits:
I don't have a television
TV programmes:
Documentaries; Movie Channels
Movie frequency:
Never
Movie preferences:
Action; Mystery
Interests:
Auto repair
Sport involvement:
Not involved at all
Sports:
Football (Soccer)
Food
Cooking:
I can't or won't cook
Food:
Asian Fusion
Go Out to Eat:
I always cook at home
Dietary Restrictions:
Other
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Chilled
Time at work:
I should have a bed in my office
Pastimes of choice:
Napping
Time online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I've lost count
Family contact:
I see them as often as possible
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
Not at all
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Turn-ons:
Body piercing(s); Dancing
Turn-offs:
Assertiveness
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Never
Dream home:
Castle in Scotland
Politics:
Socialist
Feelings about using MySingleFriend:
Embarrassed
Honesty:
It borders on fiction