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36 – Hemel Hempstead (Apsley), Hertfordshire, England

I am so much more than a headline

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Hemel Hempstead (Apsley), Hertfordshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
36
Star sign:
Pisces
Height:
6' 0" (183cm)
Body type:
Athletic
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair colour:
Ask me later
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
No
Want children:
Maybe
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Other
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Agnostic

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district HP3 (Hemel Hempstead)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
25 - 42
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Moderately important
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally; Trying to Quit; E-cigarette User
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

I'm a fun caring chap with (most) of my own hair and all of my own teeth. I have a lot of interests and I'm looking for someone to share them with. If you enjoy travel, music and comedy then we're likely to get on.

About his ideal match

Someone outgoing, kind and with a sense of humour who doesn't take themselves too seriously. I'm looking for someone also thinking long-term.

The site offers the following questions as inspiration for this section:

Q. What qualities are you looking for in your ideal match?
A. I'm a subscriber to the doctrine of two. No more than two children, two degrees, and two STDs.

Q. What would make your relationship work?
Living within a 50 mile radius of London, not being a nazi, having clean underwear.

Q. What activities would you like to share with your partner?
A. Three things come to mind: (i) laughing; (ii) crying; and (iii) listing our favourite James Bond films in order.

Q. What would you consider a deal breaker?
A. A penis....probably.

What His Friends Say

Stuart said...

One of the funniest people called Ian you will ever meet. Beyond that he is simply a kind and good person - a moral beacon, in a way.

He is loyal, trustworthy and doesn't chew the furniture. Importantly he is a genuine person, in both personality and that he does exist. I know I can always rely on him, whether for some advice, views or excellent off-the-cuff impressions. He is well worth giving a try.

We all treasure him dearly and look forward to meeting the lucky winner of this competition to win his fair hand.

James said...

I've known Ian since nursery and I can hand on heart say he's a bloody good egg. Everyone will tell you how funny he is, but I've been mates with him so long not because he amuses the hell out of me, but because he's just a truly kind and considerate friend. if you're in a jam (and I've been in a few) he's the one you call. Frankly, if you just want someone to listen, he tops that list to.

Come to think of it, my own girlfriend doesn't have all the qualities he has... what am I doing? Look - you only have as long as it takes me to persuade him I'm his only viable option. After that, this puppy is no longer for sale.

This all aside, he has a job, owns his own house and has managed to hold down a job since 2007. None of us are getting any younger ladies.

More about him

Personality
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Friendliness; Humour; Kindness
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Wild; Out of control
Body hair:
Light
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Food
Food:
Asian Fusion; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese