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MrTeleph0neman

46 – Birmingham, Alabama, United States

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Online: 13 August 2020

Modified: 13 August 2020

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About him

Country of origin:
United States
Location:
Birmingham, Alabama, United States
Gender:
Male
Age:
46
Star sign:
Pisces
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Body type:
Stocky
Looks:
Very Attractive
Hair colour:
Light Brown
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; Something casual
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
Ask me later
Daily diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University / College student
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Ask me later

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anniston; Bessemer; Birmingham; Center Point; Gadsden; Homewood; Hoover (Alabama, United States)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
28 - 50
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 6' 2" (189cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often; Other
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No; Maybe
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Other; Christian / Orthodox
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Hi! My name is Shane. Damn glad to meet you!
Let me start out by commending you on your choice of profile picking! It is obvious to me that you have good taste. :)
I am the guy who everyone tells to go do a stand up routine. I find the positive spin on about anything.
I served 11 years in the Air Force and I hold myself to a high standard in all that I do.
I own my own communications company and have been in business for 9 years so Im established. I handle all of my world, which includes taking care of my mother. I am honest, semi hard working (I like to say Im semi retired), dependable, smart ass, romantic, passionate for my causes, empathic, sympathetic, in shape, really cute, funny, confident, truth telling, integrity, alpha male kinda guy.
What I am not is a guy that likes liver.
I really, really hate liver.
Other than the liver thing, I think Im a pretty cool dude.

Thanks for making it to the end.
When you send me a message, ask my why the scarecrow got an award.
Ill be waiting!!!

About his ideal match

Im looking for a funny, confident, cute, honest, loving, compassionate, caring, empathic, sympathetic, curious, well adjusted, educated, gentle, understanding, trusting, goofy, sexual, adventurous, captivating, outdoorsie, animal loving, respectful, clean, well groomed, financial stability, polite, courteous, snugly, disc golf playing, traveling, military supporting, time over money loving, family oriented, matching sock wearing, food cooking (except liver...see above), bed making, clean up after yourself, level headed, kool-aide drinking, video game playing, romantic, sweet, healthy, syfy loving, horror watching, haunted house going, sky diving, skinny dipping, rafting, kayak 80's, 90's and 2000's listening, bad ass, God respecting, no tail having, sunset watching, responsible, common sense having, vehicle owning, radio blaring, concert going, festival attending, girl friend having, girl night out going, guys night out allowing, car maintaining, adulting, well adjusted, team oriented, joke getting, a little smart ass old fashion kind of girl :) :) :)

Im not too picky.

If you got all of that and we get together, I can for sure tell you that you got a really good deal with me!
If thats you, then I will spend the rest of my life loving everything that you do....


unless you make liver..
but we already covered that!
:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

What His Friends Say

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More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Goofy
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
The life of the party
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Ambitious; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Philosophical; Realistic; Sarcastic; Sensible; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Mercy; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
A leather biker's jacket
Favourite colour:
Blue
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Body hair:
Light
Body art:
A tattoo or two
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Jazz; Muzak; Opera; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; Rock
Reading:
I read books occasionally; I read magazines occasionally
Books:
Fiction; Horror; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology
TV habits:
I watch television every day
TV programmes:
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; Music Channels; Nature/Wildlife; News; Sci-Fi; Variety shows
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Mystery; Sci-Fi; War
Interests:
Acting; Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Cooking; Internet; Investing; Music; Photography; Shopping; Singing; Voluntary work; Writing poetry
Sports:
American Football; Archery; Aussie Rules Football; Backgammon; Bungee jumping; Camping; Canoeing; Chess; Curling; Cycling; Extreme sports; Fishing; Hang- / Paragliding; Hiking; Ice Hockey; Shooting; Skiing; Sky diving; Snorkeling; Swimming; Volleyball; White water rafting
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Chinese; Fast food; Fine Dining; German; Greek; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a week
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Chilled
Time at work:
I work only a few hours a week
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
Not at all
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Dog(s)
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Wealth
The deep stuff
Religious attendance:
Only on religious holidays
Dream home:
In the mountains
Feelings about using MySingleFriend:
Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic; Excited
Honesty:
Very