In His Own Words
About him
Hi! My name is Shane. Damn glad to meet you!
Let me start out by commending you on your choice of profile picking! It is obvious to me that you have good taste. :)
I am the guy who everyone tells to go do a stand up routine. I find the positive spin on about anything.
I served 11 years in the Air Force and I hold myself to a high standard in all that I do.
I own my own communications company and have been in business for 9 years so Im established. I handle all of my world, which includes taking care of my mother. I am honest, semi hard working (I like to say Im semi retired), dependable, smart ass, romantic, passionate for my causes, empathic, sympathetic, in shape, really cute, funny, confident, truth telling, integrity, alpha male kinda guy.
What I am not is a guy that likes liver.
I really, really hate liver.
Other than the liver thing, I think Im a pretty cool dude.
Thanks for making it to the end.
When you send me a message, ask my why the scarecrow got an award.
Ill be waiting!!!
About his ideal match
Im looking for a funny, confident, cute, honest, loving, compassionate, caring, empathic, sympathetic, curious, well adjusted, educated, gentle, understanding, trusting, goofy, sexual, adventurous, captivating, outdoorsie, animal loving, respectful, clean, well groomed, financial stability, polite, courteous, snugly, disc golf playing, traveling, military supporting, time over money loving, family oriented, matching sock wearing, food cooking (except liver...see above), bed making, clean up after yourself, level headed, kool-aide drinking, video game playing, romantic, sweet, healthy, syfy loving, horror watching, haunted house going, sky diving, skinny dipping, rafting, kayak 80's, 90's and 2000's listening, bad ass, God respecting, no tail having, sunset watching, responsible, common sense having, vehicle owning, radio blaring, concert going, festival attending, girl friend having, girl night out going, guys night out allowing, car maintaining, adulting, well adjusted, team oriented, joke getting, a little smart ass old fashion kind of girl :) :) :)
Im not too picky.
If you got all of that and we get together, I can for sure tell you that you got a really good deal with me!
If thats you, then I will spend the rest of my life loving everything that you do....
unless you make liver..
but we already covered that!
:) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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About him
Country of origin: |
United States | |
Location: |
Birmingham, Alabama, United States | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
50 | |
Star sign: |
Pisces | |
Height: |
5' 9" (175cm) | |
Body type: |
Stocky | |
Looks: |
Very Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Light Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
Ask me later | |
Daily diet: |
Ask me later | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
University / College student | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
None | |
Religion: |
Ask me later |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anniston; Bessemer; Birmingham; Center Point; Gadsden; Homewood; Hoover (Alabama, United States) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
28 - 50 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 6' 2" (189cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often; Other | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No; Maybe | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Other; Christian / Orthodox |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Goofy |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party behaviour: |
The life of the party |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Ambitious; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Philosophical; Realistic; Sarcastic; Sensible; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Mercy; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite clothing: |
A leather biker's jacket |
Favourite colour: |
Blue |
Hair style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses only when reading |
Body hair: |
Light |
Body art: |
A tattoo or two |
Date activities: |
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Jazz; Muzak; Opera; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books occasionally; I read magazines occasionally |
Books: |
Fiction; Horror; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology |
TV habits: |
I watch television every day |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; Music Channels; Nature/Wildlife; News; Sci-Fi; Variety shows |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Mystery; Sci-Fi; War |
Interests: |
Acting; Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Cooking; Internet; Investing; Music; Photography; Shopping; Singing; Voluntary work; Writing poetry |
Sports: |
American Football; Archery; Aussie Rules Football; Backgammon; Bungee jumping; Camping; Canoeing; Chess; Curling; Cycling; Extreme sports; Fishing; Hang- / Paragliding; Hiking; Ice Hockey; Shooting; Skiing; Sky diving; Snorkeling; Swimming; Volleyball; White water rafting |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; Fast food; Fine Dining; German; Greek; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a week |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Chilled |
Time at work: |
I work only a few hours a week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time outdoors |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
Not at all |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Dog(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Wealth |
Religious attendance: |
Only on religious holidays |
Dream home: |
In the mountains |
Feelings about using MySingleFriend: |
Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic; Excited |
Honesty: |
Very |