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40 – Newark (Mt Vernon), Ohio, United States

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40 – Newark (Mt Vernon), Ohio, United States

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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In His Own Words

About him

I'm a sarcastic bundle of nonsense and absurdity. I like humor, cats, creativity, building things, tearing things apart to figure out how they work, reading, tempting fate, driving aimlessly through the countryside, and... if I go on this list will be endless. I am quiet when meeting someone new (I call it the anthropologist stage), but once I've learned your ins-and-outs, I am quirky, spontaneous and assertive.

About his ideal match

Well, I'd prefer it if you're human, female, like cats, and aren't super-magnets for drama (obsessive ex boyfriends, baby daddy issues, narcissistic family members who stalk you, etc... stuff like that). I ain't proud. It helps if you're a bit on the assertive/extroverted side to coax me out of my shell-dwelling. Hey, I'm just being honest here. It's that whole yin/yang thing - compensatory traits and all that. If that's not your speed, just throw in some mango rum and we'll be set. I'll be like Johnny Depp... but why is the rum gone? Oh, thank goodness, we just drank it.

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About him

Country of origin:
United States
Location:
Newark (Mt Vernon), Ohio, United States
Gender:
Male
Age:
40
Star sign:
Pisces
Height:
5' 8" (173cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Above Average
Hair colour:
Dark Brown
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual
Have children:
No
Want children:
Yes
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
E-cigarette User
Drinking:
Most days
Education:
Further education
Occupation:
Labour / Construction
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Agnostic

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Akron; Canton; Columbus; Gahanna; Lancaster; Mansfield; Marion; Newark; Reynoldsburg; Upper Arlington; Westerville; Whitehall; Wooster; Youngstown; Zanesville (Ohio, United States)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
18 - 35
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 6' 3" (191cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Not important at all
Relationship Status:
Single
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Yes
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Hindu; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Goofy
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Ambitious; Confident; Faithful; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Moody; Philosophical; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Humour; Kindness; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite colour:
Blue
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Long; Wild
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body hair:
Average
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Blues; Folk; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Jazz; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; Rock
Reading:
I read books regularly
Books:
Fantasy; Fiction; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi
TV habits:
I watch television every day
TV programmes:
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Nature/Wildlife; Sci-Fi
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Action; Adult; Comedy; Drama; Horror; Independent; Mystery; Sci-Fi; War
Interests:
Auto repair; Computer & video games; Cooking; Gardening; Internet; Investing; Meditation; Music; Photography; Politics; Reading; Woodwork; Writing books; Writing poetry
Sport involvement:
Bored to death
Sports:
Camping; Fishing; Hiking; Horse Riding; Hunting; Pool; Rowing; Sailing; Scuba diving; Shooting; Surf skiing/kayaking; Wakeboarding; White water rafting
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Chinese; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a week
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Stressed
Time at work:
I should have a bed in my office
Pastimes of choice:
Gardening
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Take drugs:
Socially
Family size:
I've got sisters
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Cat(s)
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Wealth
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Get promoted
Religious attendance:
Never
Dream home:
In a rain forest
Politics:
Socialist
Retirement plans:
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home
Feelings about using MySingleFriend:
Hopeful; Curious; Jaded
Honesty:
Extremely