LCBLCB
LCB

49 – Nantwich, Cheshire, England

LCBLCB
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LCB

49 – Nantwich, Cheshire, England

Appreciator of dad jokes seeking someone who can make me laugh

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Online: More than 6 months ago

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In Her Own Words

About her

Well, I’m pretty cynical in these things, been single for years, very funny, rubbish at flirting (I could whisper what’s your favourite cheese in my sexiest voice if that could pass as flirting?) Here because my kids think me having a partner would be a nice thing to have in my life. They may be right. Lover of bad jokes disliker of misogynists, racists and rats… true story! Live with 2 kids (old enough to not be reliant on me 24/7, 2 dogs and 2 psychopath killers (cats) who insist on bringing in their dead. I can provide all the death tools needed if you can bring the braves to collect the bodies!

About her ideal match

Funny and quick witted
Nice
Kind
Caring
Traveller
Treat me and my kids well
Respectful
Long term
Animal lover
Financially secure with some free cash to spend on holidays/weekends away/cheese
Good grammar and spelling please
Prove me wrong and please don’t be a pillock (sons word!)

What Her Friends Say

Nancy said...

My mum is the most genuine and down to earth person I'll ever know. She's also funny even though I never admit it to her, she'll probably tell you a million jokes that are so unfunny that it's funny. She's a beautiful woman inside and out (not to be biased). I think it's time she meets her person after being single for 8 years, if you make her happy, make her laugh and treat her like a queen then I will dwell on approving you. She has a phobia of rats (I use to send photos of rats to her and it ended in her crying or being sick) so if you have one then it's a no. I could write a lot more but I'll just leave it at this.

About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Nantwich, Cheshire, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
49
Star sign:
Aquarius
Height:
5' 8" (173cm)
Body type:
Curvaceous
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Grey
Eye colour:
Hazel
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
Yes, living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
E-cigarette User
Drinking:
Several times a week
Education:
University
Occupation:
Executive / Management
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 100 miles of postcode district CW5 (Nantwich)
Gender:
Male
Age range:
44 - 57
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 10" (177cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Stocky
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never; E-cigarette User
Drinking:
Occasionally; Several times a week
Education:
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Administrative / Secretarial; Arts / Music / Writing; Executive / Management; Financial services; Labour / Construction; Legal; Medical / Dental / Veterinary; Political / Government; Retired; Sales / Marketing; Self-employed; Teaching / Education / Training; Agriculture; Public sector; Advertising / PR; Media; Consultancy / Design; HR / Recruitment; Leisure / Tourism; Health / Social Care
Income:
Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about her

Personality
Sense of humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Ambitious; Confident; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy; Wild
Valued qualities:
Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite colour:
Green
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short; Medium
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Dance / Disco; Folk; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Rock
Reading:
I read books regularly
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Business; Crime; Fiction; Mystery; Non-fiction; Romance; Self-help; Travel
TV habits:
I watch television most days
TV programmes:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Dramas; Movie Channels; Reality shows; Sci-Fi
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Independent; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi; War
Interests:
Board games; Internet; Knitting; Meditation; Music; Photography; Reading; Voluntary work; Writing books
Sport involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Sports:
Camping; Canoeing; Sky diving; Stand Up Paddleboarding; Swimming; Walking; Weight training; Yoga
Food
Cooking:
I have to cook
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Fast food; French; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Pub Grub; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I've got a brother
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Dancing; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s)
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Doesn't apply
Dream home:
On a beach
Politics:
Left of centre
Retirement plans:
Backpacking around the globe
Feelings about using MySingleFriend:
Hopeful; Jaded
Honesty:
Very