MySingleFriend

Dan said...

Oh God, how to warn you what you might be getting into...? Catherine is really smart, so she's going to thrash you at scrabble and win any argument you have. She's pretty into cultural stuff, so she'll drag you to all sorts of musical stuff, plays etc. And she's quite sarcastic, so she'll take the piss out of you loads.

Don't do it! Get away while you still can...

I say this because once you meet her you're not going to mind the board game defeats, the evenings at the theatre or the snide remarks. Because Catherine is, much as it pains me to say it, probably the sweetest person you're going to meet. She's fiercely loyal, and always dependable. And, for someone who makes life and death decisions every day, is charmingly dopey a lot of the time.... honestly, don't let her drive, whatever you do.

You see, deep down Catherine is real softy. She adores animals, so even in the best case scenario you'll probably come second place to some injured starling she's found in the garden. And she's a bit geeky (think Willow from Buffy, if you are similarly inclined, or even Alyson Hannigan's character from American Pie... although I have no idea what Catherine gets up to with her bassoon...)

On second thoughts, maybe you should get in touch with her after all. Just don't say I didn't warn you...