MySingleFriend

Alan said...

Are you aware how hard it is for a straight man to write 'an advert' for another man? If you're female (guessing if you're reading this you are), you can say about another woman 'oh she has such lovely hair' or 'she wears such lovely blouses'. If I do that about Will - you start looking at both of us a bit funny. Plus I don't want to give him a big head.

I mean, you can see his picture and you've probably made up your mind if you're going to contact Will anyhoot. His a fine looking young man. Tall. In good physical condition. Not my type, but I'm sure a lot of young ladies go all fluttery and start palpitating. And old ones for that matter.

So what to write about me old mate? I thought I'd tell you the things you can't tell by reading this profile. Firstly- HE DOESN'T SMELL. I'm not joking. Until smell-o-vision internet access is developed, you wouldn't know that Will has excellent hygiene standards. But he does. AUTOMATICALLY YOU ARE COMPELLED TO CONTACT HIM SAFE IN THE KNOWLEDGE HE HAS NEITHER GARLIC BREATH OR BEEFBURGER ARMPITS.

Secondly. Will can converse with people in real life situations. Not just make believe internet land where you have three days to come up with a response and a delete key. Person to person on the spare of the moment. He'll even compliment you on your hair (although he never has on mine). He's a veritable conversation expert- skilled in talking about popular culture, current affairs, history, geography, maths, woodwork... Okay, so I don't know if Will knows anything about woodwork, but I'm sure if you ask him he can tell you if he does or not. AUTOMATICALLY YOU ARE COMPELLED TO ASK HIM IF HE KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DOVETAIL AND BISCUIT JOINT.

Finally; and this is as heartfelt you're going to get from me, Will has a terrific sense of humour- either about what's going on around him, or about himself. I can't stand someone who takes themselves too seriously, and I wouldn't be hanging around with Will if he did. Plus I doubt he would have put my testimony type thingy on his profile if he didn't have a sense of humour. An honest, kind, intelligent, reliable friend. If you contact him he can tell you all about his job, family, and interests... And the fact he owns a shoehorn. AUTOMATICALLY YOU ARE COMPELLED TO ASK HIM ABOUT HIS SHOEHORN.

So go on then. Contact him. Right away. Or when you have a spare 5 minutes. He's nice. Honest.