MySingleFriend

Alastair said...

The pyramids of Giza, the waterfalls of Niagara, the concept of Pee-wee Herman--no matter how hard you try, it's hard to imagine anything more awe-inspiring on this earth of ours than Josh.

Just look at him. There he is, right there, in the top right of this page. He's smiling at you. Feels good doesn't it? Feels like the warmth of a thousand suns beating down on your face, like a bear hug from your grandad. Well, that's not even actually Josh; that's just a photo of Josh.

You might worry that, faced with Josh in the flesh, you might become overwhelmed, irrational.

Don't worry.
Josh has it covered.

He knows what to say to put you at ease, to make you laugh, to stir meaningful, passionate opinions in you. This man can talk to anyone about anything. It's intimidating how easily he works a crowd. Your friends are going to love him. Your family are going to nudge you when he leaves the room and raise their eyebrows suggestively. This will make you blush, a sensation which you will secretly enjoy.

Josh may be incredibly intelligent, impeccably groomed and highly-successful at his envious TV job, but you're also going to find out that Josh is one of the nicest, most genuine, most caring guys you've ever come across. That's why he's been my best friend for over 20 years... which is really quite a long time.

Essentially, if you're here in search of the Turner to your Hooch, the Hall to your Oates, or even just the travel adaptor to your iPod that you forgot to bring to Barbados but he didn't, (because he remembers stuff like that), then you couldn't pick a better partner in crime than this enigmatic, erudite, enviously good-looking gentleman. x