MySingleFriend

Bronwyn said...

So ladies, what are you looking for in your ideal man?

FIT - Tick, Rich is an international athlete and former model.

FUNNY - Double Tick, Rich is always the centre of any fun that's happening and his outrageous exploits have involved everything from borrowing a tractor with a world athletics champion to being ejected from a club for actually "dancing on the ceiling" when the music told him to and everything in-between. His music knowledge and karaoke skills are legendary. And as the owner of the most astonishing dance moves seen outside of the 80s, when he throws shapes on the dance floor, he does it in style!

EDUCATED - Tick, Rich is a chartered accountant with a Ph.D. He can entertain and enthral when discussing anything from the mating habits of beetles, right through the literary classics down to the finer subtleties of drinking games.

WEALTHY - Tick, in his spare time Rich is a budding property mogul and his keen eye for an opportunity means that he now owns four houses.

SENSITIVE - Tick, it isn't just the enormous fun that can be had with Rich that makes him such a catch. It's the fact that he is incredibly caring and always willing to chat about anything and everything. Whilst he spends a lot of time running fast, he never fails to find the time to fit in friends and fun, and has, at least for the seven years I've known him, never run away from a problem I've gone to him with. He is one of the best, most dependable and endlessly sympathetic friends I know.

Sounds too good to be true? Well hallelujah ladies, it's time to start believing, because Rich is the real deal. And to top it off, he has been known to offer a money-back guarantee on himself in the past. No-one has had cause to use it yet. But with an offer like that, how could you say no?!