MySingleFriend

Geoff said...

Tell you all about Niki?
Well, what's there to say?
He does have a ***** I don't think he's gay.

You require more detail? You're just being fussy!
Be gone now you insolent, hectoring hussy!

Oh fine then, I'll tell you, my thoughts I shall marshal.
He doesn't pay well, so this view is impartial.

Niki is charming, well-spoken and witty,
At ease in the country, at home in the city,
Whether indoors or outdoors, at play or at rest,
This chap is a good one, and one of the best.

He's whip smart and funny, the life of the party,
His laughter is generous, his spirit is hearty,
Without being boorish, too loud or annoying,
He can do emotions but avoids being cloying.

His interests are many, and varied, of course,
From taking great photos to riding a horse,

There are really too many to try and list here,
As well as the standard (women and beer),
There's F1 and literature, music and cooking,
Economics and art and theatre and looking,
Round galleries, museums and going to shows
A life beside Niki keeps a girl on her toes

How much Niki knows is a point of conjecture,
Do not bring up cameras - you will get a lecture
But it will be a fine one, and interesting, see?
(If you follow the details, you're better than me)

He's cool and he's funny, we've covered all that,
He can speak in Spanish, he does own a cat,
He's sporty and quick, and he scrubs up just fine,
He will make you laugh, and he can pick a wine

He's kind and intuitive, he will put you first,
But he isn't a pushover (that is just the worst),
Dating him would be fun and exciting and great
Which is why you should try it, before it's too late

That's Niki the summary, then, and we're done,
But the unabridged version is so much more fun,
So go find him and date him and have a great time,
I am just about done with this talking in rhyme.

So, yeah, over to Niki.