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HongKongShooey

47 – Chichester (Bognor Regis), West Sussex, England

Not quite as hapless as HongKongPhooey

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Chichester (Bognor Regis), West Sussex, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
47
Star sign:
Cancer
Height:
5' 6" (168cm)
Body type:
Athletic
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair colour:
Dark Brown
Eye colour:
Brown
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
No
Want children:
Ask me later
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Ask me later
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
Mixed
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Agnostic

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district PO21 (Bognor Regis)
Gender:
Male
Age range:
39 - 52
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Single; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian
Smoking:
Never; Trying to Quit
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About her

According to various friends I'm slightly bonkers, somewhat overenergetic, dependable, loyal and sometimes too trusting. If you're looking for all of this, then perhaps you have already got yourself a spaniel/collie cross. But if you're looking for a human version, then please get in touch! I am really hoping to find someone who: wants to share lots of adventures, small and grand; thinks that life is better when you share the ups and downs; and thinks that having a partner brings something extra to the table (and I don't just mean supper!). I'd really like to make someone's life richer and happier for having me in it. The main attractions here are my ability to move my eyes independently of each other, do the rubix cube and bend the top part of my thumbs back beyond 90 degrees. What more are you looking for?
PS. the HongKongShooey moniker is a childhood nickname to do with my surname, and sounding like Hong Kong Phooey - the awesome but useless cartoon crime-fighting dog. It's NOT because I'm into shoe shopping.

About her ideal match

Ideally, I'd be with someone who loves being outdoors and active as much as me, otherwise we might not see each other much! If he loved being in, on or under the sea in some fashion too, that would be a bonus as I love surfing, swimming and scuba diving. If I'm not in the water, I'm generally up a hill or on a bike. Anyone looking for a woman who keeps herself constantly in mascara and heels would be highly disappointed in me! I do have dresses and fancy shoes in the wardrobe, it's just that they're hidden behind the climbing gear and the hiking boots!

Music is a big part of my life too (playing and listening), so a shared love there would be great. I'd love to find someone who wants to go to live music events.

Overall, I guess I'm hoping to find someone who's interested in experiencing life, not just existing and working for material gain. I find it attractive if someone has a passion for something or a zest for life. Honesty, a good moral compass and a love of adventure are all things I look for, along with the ability to talk about the big stuff and the daft stuff, and laugh a whole lot (with people not at people). And if you come bearing a dog* and/or a campervan in your life, so much the better (*sorry chihuahuas, you don't count).

What Her Friends Say

Nikki said...

Well where do we start.....

If you are looking for a loyal, energetic, personable, funny, gorgeous, intelligent, sporty, interesting, artistic, talented hotty then look no further. The search stops here. (And did we mention she pole dances?)

Johanna has a real zest for life and
whether it be playing in her band, catching waves on her surfboard, or hanging out with friends she finds fun wherever she goes. You can't fail to have a good time in her company. She has a heart of gold, a physique that we are all super jealous of and basically ticks every box going.

Johanna also has that unique quality of being awesome, but not realising it. But don't take our word for it. Take her on a date and see for yourself....

Nikki and Jo :-)

More about her

Personality
Sense of humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
Opportunity
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Easygoing; Faithful; Happy; Loving; Optimistic; Sensible; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Compassion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness
Fashion sense:
Outdoorsy (I'm usually dressed for the bush)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Medium; Straight; It has its moods
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
Pierced ears
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A music concert; A picnic in a park; Going out dancing; Meeting for coffee; Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Folk; Latin; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae
Reading:
I read books regularly
Books:
Crime; Mystery; Science / Technology
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Action; Comedy; Mystery
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Healthy living; Music; Reading; Singing
Sport involvement:
An active participant
Sports:
Backgammon; Bodyboarding; Canoeing; Cycling; Dance; Hiking; Horse Riding; Mountain biking; Rock climbing; Scuba diving; Snorkeling; Surfing; Swimming; Walking; Yoga
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time online:
I check in once a day
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I've got sisters
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm flexible
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Dog(s); Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Dancing; Intelligence; Showing affection in public
Turn-offs:
Erotica; Long hair; Power; Sarcasm
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Find new, more meaningful work
Religious attendance:
Doesn't apply
Dream home:
On a beach
Retirement plans:
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home
Honesty:
Very