In Her Own Words
About her
According to various friends I'm slightly bonkers, somewhat overenergetic, dependable, loyal and sometimes too trusting. If you're looking for all of this, then perhaps you have already got yourself a spaniel/collie cross. But if you're looking for a human version, then please get in touch! I am really hoping to find someone who: wants to share lots of adventures, small and grand; thinks that life is better when you share the ups and downs; and thinks that having a partner brings something extra to the table (and I don't just mean supper!). I'd really like to make someone's life richer and happier for having me in it. The main attractions here are my ability to move my eyes independently of each other, do the rubix cube and bend the top part of my thumbs back beyond 90 degrees. What more are you looking for?
PS. the HongKongShooey moniker is a childhood nickname to do with my surname, and sounding like Hong Kong Phooey - the awesome but useless cartoon crime-fighting dog. It's NOT because I'm into shoe shopping.
About her ideal match
Ideally, I'd be with someone who loves being outdoors and active as much as me, otherwise we might not see each other much! If he loved being in, on or under the sea in some fashion too, that would be a bonus as I love surfing, swimming and scuba diving. If I'm not in the water, I'm generally up a hill or on a bike. Anyone looking for a woman who keeps herself constantly in mascara and heels would be highly disappointed in me! I do have dresses and fancy shoes in the wardrobe, it's just that they're hidden behind the climbing gear and the hiking boots!
Music is a big part of my life too (playing and listening), so a shared love there would be great. I'd love to find someone who wants to go to live music events.
Overall, I guess I'm hoping to find someone who's interested in experiencing life, not just existing and working for material gain. I find it attractive if someone has a passion for something or a zest for life. Honesty, a good moral compass and a love of adventure are all things I look for, along with the ability to talk about the big stuff and the daft stuff, and laugh a whole lot (with people not at people). And if you come bearing a dog* and/or a campervan in your life, so much the better (*sorry chihuahuas, you don't count).
What Her Friends Say
Nikki said...
Well where do we start.....
If you are looking for a loyal, energetic, personable, funny, gorgeous, intelligent, sporty, interesting, artistic, talented hotty then look no further. The search stops here. (And did we mention she pole dances?)
Johanna has a real zest for life and
whether it be playing in her band, catching waves on her surfboard, or hanging out with friends she finds fun wherever she goes. You can't fail to have a good time in her company. She has a heart of gold, a physique that we are all super jealous of and basically ticks every box going.
Johanna also has that unique quality of being awesome, but not realising it. But don't take our word for it. Take her on a date and see for yourself....
Nikki and Jo :-)
About her
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Chichester (Bognor Regis), West Sussex, England | |
Gender: |
Female | |
Age: |
50 | |
Star sign: |
Cancer | |
Height: |
5' 6" (168cm) | |
Body type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Ask me later | |
Hair colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Brown | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
Ask me later | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Postgraduate | |
Occupation: |
Ask me later | |
Income: |
Enough | |
Ethnicity: |
Mixed | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
None | |
Religion: |
Agnostic |
About her ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 60 miles of postcode district PO21 (Bognor Regis) | ||
Gender: |
Male | ||
Age range: |
39 - 52 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
Any | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Trying to Quit | ||
Drinking: |
Never; Occasionally | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about her
Sense of humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
Opportunity |
Party behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Easygoing; Faithful; Happy; Loving; Optimistic; Sensible; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Compassion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness |
Fashion sense: |
Outdoorsy (I'm usually dressed for the bush) |
Favourite clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Hair style: |
Medium; Straight; It has its moods |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses only when reading |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
Pierced ears |
Date activities: |
A music concert; A picnic in a park; Going out dancing; Meeting for coffee; Going for a walk |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Folk; Latin; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
Crime; Mystery; Science / Technology |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Mystery |
Interests: |
Board games; Card games; Healthy living; Music; Reading; Singing |
Sport involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Backgammon; Bodyboarding; Canoeing; Cycling; Dance; Hiking; Horse Riding; Mountain biking; Rock climbing; Scuba diving; Snorkeling; Surfing; Swimming; Walking; Yoga |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time outdoors |
Time online: |
I check in once a day |
Take drugs: |
Never |
Family size: |
I've got sisters |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm flexible |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Dog(s); Horse(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Dancing; Intelligence; Showing affection in public |
Turn-offs: |
Erotica; Long hair; Power; Sarcasm |
Work aspirations: |
Find new, more meaningful work |
Religious attendance: |
Doesn't apply |
Dream home: |
On a beach |
Retirement plans: |
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home |
Honesty: |
Very |
